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Obligatory "About Me" page 

Hm, where do I begin? Going under the assumption that you want to know a little more about me. 

If not, why the F are you still reading this page? Go do something useful. 

If you're still interested and still here, read on.

I was born near Atlanta, Georgia, in a little place called Alpharetta. I guess nowadays it's a suburb of Atlanta, with the property values to match. I have lived in various states including Tennessee and NC. I wanted to get out of the south, so in 2019 I moved to South Dakota. It has been a learning experience. 

I have an associates degree in horticulture from Catawba Valley Community college. (Hickory, NC) This means if your houseplant isn't doing so hot I may be able to tell you what it wrong with it. Note though I'm not claiming to be an expert in anything.

I also have a bachelor's degree in biology, with a minor in outdoor ed. (Black Hills State University, Spearfish, SD) This means while I'm lecturing you on the shameful way you're treating said houseplants, I'm also educating you on outdoor stuff, especially nature. 

In case you haven't guessed, I'm obsessed with plants. You know how people use the term "geek" when they're really into something? F that noise, I am a plant NERD. I have about a million houseplants if you count mine, my roommate's and the ones at a couple local businesses I go clean at once a week.  I'm happiest when people give me gardening stuff and have lots of plant books, a lot of which I've thrifted.  

I joke I am half dryad.... The other half, or course, is raccoon. I collect raccoon stuff to go along with the plant stuff. And to be honest, I think "Spirit animal" is too loose a term. We're a lot alike--cold weather makes me sleepy, I don't mind having my paws wet....sometimes I get into things that aren't necessarily good for me. You know the drill.

I also collect fairy and fantasy stuff. This seems to be in line with the plant stuff as well. 

--How do I contact you, so that I may tell you your blog sucks major donkey balls?

You're welcome to comment on any of the entries on here. However, due to reasons I have to moderate stuff before it gets posted. If it's constructive criticism I'm okay with posting it. If you're just commenting on how I should "put out" to get a job (yes, some moron tried commenting this and then got pissed off that I didn't post it!) then you are out of luck and you should F off handily because You Have No Life. 😁

At the local watering hole
Doing what I do best:
Annoying those around me.