Thursday, May 2, 2013
"Hi!" said the little lobster on my laptop. "My name is Crackers! Mr. Love Lobster said I could type up my resume' this morning. I hope you don't mind. "
How could I say no to something so cute? Even if it WAS a lobster.
Turns out he'd been fired from the Red Lobster the other day, and was looking for a new job.
So, I went back to bed, and listened to the tap-tap-tap go on for a while. I looked over at Love Lobster, who sits on the wagon-bench next to the bed.
"So where did you find this one?" I asked.
"He's mine, from a previous spawning..... Showed up on my doorstep one morning, have no clue who the mom is...."
So what we're saying here, is that we have a Love Lobster Love Child?
.............Perhaps I could pay him to do my resume' too?