I came across a couple of hard drives from an old computer I used to have... Said computer came up one day and told me I needed something called a "boot disk" to continue (that's computerspeak for "BWHAHHAHAHAH! You lose, asshole!") . This is the same computer Geek Squad charged me $100 to come out and tell me they couldn't fix it. I think it's a conspiracy. But I digress.
These hard drives had been stuck in the back o'the closet for at least 5 years now....There's nothing I don't have a copy of, somewhere else.... No personal information anywhere on it (I hadn't discovered online banking at that point). So why did I still have the things taking up space? It's almost wrong to take them out back and shoot them full of holes, but I bet it's fun. Addressing my inner redneck, y'all.
I also found a bunch of photographs stuck in one of those photo envelopes, that the photo service sticks them in once they're developed. I remembered I'd weeded out the box I normally keep the pictures in, and was intending to send these home with the kid, for the ex to deal with. They're mostly SCA pictures, or ones of her that I had extras of. There were quite a few of him. There were even a few of the trip we took to meet an old friend of his...that he used to go out with a long time ago... I wonder if the current wifey knows? Oops, did I type that? Bad me. Yeah, send 'em on.
I'll introduce THOSE next time I go to meet them, and they're both there. "You remember T., don't you? Oh, he didn't tell you about his 'friend'?? " Bwahhahahahah. You lose again, asshole.
But I digress. Again.
|No, this isn't me. But I feel like |
this, some mornings.
|This is your brain on "skullet". |
|NO SWIPING DAMMIT!|