..........To try to do a U-turn in the middle of the road, where they've put up a concrete median to keep you from TRYING to make a U-turn, in a land yacht sized car that you have to back up in order to MAKE that U-turn.
Good thing you backed up and was out of my way by the time I got there.
You'll note I did not slow down *at all*.
I was too busy blowing my horn and flipping you off.
.........Happy Monday, folks.