Because bad taste is better than no taste at all.....

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Tooo much time on my hannndddsss.... [Styx]

Looking back over my last post, it occured to me that I have WAY too much time on my hands.  And as I sit and let the cookie dough chill in the 'fridge (supposedly cooks better when you cool it down first), it occurs to me also that, hey, I'm not the only one around here. Case in point:

I mean, REALLY? How many cow puns can one person stand? I think it's cute, but the physics are all wrong. How in the HELL does one fit a cow in there? Truely, it is bigger on the inside on the outside. Those hooves make repairs a tad difficult, do they not?  And these folk sell t-shirts. Yeah! Go buy some. With Mooolah.  ☺

 In other news, some wannabe terrorist got caught--with a fake bomb. AGAIN.  Seriously folks, do us all a favor before going to blow stuff up....test it out first?? Preferably on yourself. That'll show 'em.

.............so in go the first batch of cookies......Chocolatey chip! No, you can't have any.  I have a kitchen apron that reads "I use the smoke alarm as my timer!" Ain't that the truth. 

So in a true annoying fashion, I shall leave you with lyrics. For those of you who've heard this song...I apologize in advance....


[>musical introduction<]

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

.............Off to turn off the smoke alarm!

Aye,
Scratch

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