I don't think she's human. She's either a zombie, with her lines carefully dubbed in by a voice actor ("cause it ain't nothin' to talk like you're from the south, y'all!"), or she's some sort of food vampire.... deriving sustenance from her "gator tail" recipies to remain forever young.... I wonder what would happen should she catch sight of herself in a mirror? Would there be a reflection? Or would she, like the infamous Dorian Grey, melt away into a heap o'gravy and cornbread stuffin'?
Inquiring minds want to know.
|Ms. Deen sneaks up on her next victim...|
Speaking as one "Georgia Peach" to another (born Alpharetta, Georgia, which ain't too far from 'Vannah, y'all) , allow me to say that the sweet lil southern gal act gets REAL old, REAL fast. We're not fooled by your toothy grin--you are something that is not of this world--and we need to eradicate you before you convert any more legions into drooling, "chitlin"-munching, backwater zombies!
So I'm sending out the call to all monster hunters out there! If you have an overabundance of wooden stakes, or just some silver bullets you need to be rid of (I'm covering all the bases here!), give me a call. We'll do you up right here in Hicksville.